Dankmemes' dank mullet

Michigan J. Dankmemes, better known just as Dankmemes, is a restaurant owner, an inventor, and a bad mother*SHUT YO MOUTH*. He runs the Dank Bucket, which sells dank food and dank accessories, and his rival is Mr. Kraps, who runs the decidedly less-dank Krusty Krap just down the street from the Dank Bucket. Dankmemes lives at the Dank Bucket with his sex robot Karen and their robot children. Don't ask how the children came about. You do not want to know.