“They don't call her 'Cheeks' for the cheeks on her face, ya know”
~ Some pervert on Sandy
Sandy Butt Cheeks is SpringBoob SquirePin's friend with benefits as well as a rejected member of Alvin and the Chipmunks. She hails from Texas, meaning, like all Texans, she owns her own gun and isn't afraid to use it. This has led to the senseless deaths of characters like Fred, who just can't get a break. When Sandy goes into hibernation she lets her pubic hair grow wild and becomes fiercely angry if anyone touches it
No, you, dumb stub article. Sandy Cheeks is still on the run from US Legislation due to multiple accounts of manslaughter, She fled from Texas into the deep blue sea in order to escape persecution by military police.
Sandy Cheeks is well-known for helping professional disabled person “Greg Abbott” become Supreme Leader of Texas