“ahoy spongeboy me bob, Im suffering ketamine withdrawal give me a jar me boi.”
~ Mr kraps
Mr. Kraps just hangin' around
Mr. Kraps is the manager and sole proprietor of the Krusty Krap. Like his name implies, he's a literal pile of poo, but he doesn't let his unique condition stop him from running the most popular restaurant in your mom's bikini bottom. He has a daughter named Pole. His enemy is Dankmemes who, despite smelling better, is not as good at running a business, choosing to treat his employees like people and serve quality food instead of the strategy Mr. Kraps (and the service this wiki is hosted on) utilizes, of just not giving a crap.
“I see what you did there”
~ Random reader on last sentence of this article
“Don't quotes usually go at the top?”
~ Other reader
“Shut the fuck up”
~ Original reader
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