The 8th episode of Spongebob, Naughty Nautical Ninjas was controversial, but not as controversial as Hallway Dictator.
Characters[]
Spongebob
Mr. Krabs (invisible)
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Spongebob: *trying to open a pickle jar* ERGH! GRAAH!
Patrick: The cookies go in the cookie jar, Spongebob! Not the pickle jar!
Spongebob: What? Oh right. *puts pickle jar back in wardrobe*
Patrick: Wait, where is the cookie jar?
Spongebob: Squidward borrowed it, he said if he could borrow it than he would stop playing his clarinet, as long as he had it.
- clarinet playing*
Patrick: Hey! That little squid-punk is playing his clarinet!
Spongebob: Grrrrrrgggg.. He better have MAH COOKEH JAR.
- they both head next door to Squidward's house*
Spongebob: *kicks the door down, holding a shotgun* PUT YOUR FEET UP ABOVE YOUR HEAD!
Squidward: *drops clarinet* Aah! SpongeBob! Patrick!
Patrick: *holding a knife* That's right, pudding-face! Give us the cookie jar! *brandishes*
Squidward: Umm, about that--
Spongebob: Just hand it over, Squiddy.
Squidward: Well, uh, I uh..
Patrick: What?!
Squidward: Somebody stole it!
Spongebob: Who? TELL ME, SQUIDFACE!!
Squidward: I don't know who! Maybe it was-- um... let me think.... A-HA! *presses button that makes Spongebob and Patrick get grabbed by robot arms and flung from the building*
Spongebob + Patrick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH-OOF!
Patrick: Spongebob?
Spongebob: Yeah?
Patrick: We're gonna kill that guy.... NINJA STYLE!
Spongebob: Yeah! *strikes a Kung-Fu pose that looks very inappropriate from Patrick's angle*
Patrick: Spongebob, stop, that's disgusting!
- Spongebob and Patrick suddenly have nunchucks and black belts*
Spongebob: SQUIDDY'S GOTTA DIE!!!!
Squidward (looking out the window): Agh! They're coming for me! I gotta hide!
- Spongebob and Patrick look around the house for Squidward, then they see him and chase him around to this music.*
Squidward: (cornered) No! Please! I'm sorry for whatever I did!! Just LET ME LIVE!!
Spongebob (in an extremely epic voice): NO MERCY.
- Spongebob and Patrick violently beat upon Squidward for five minutes, eventually killing him. The audience is left wondering what this episode had to do with ninjas.*