Springboob Squirepants getting touchy-feely with Pole

“My name is Pole, like stripper pole”
~ Pole on herself

Pole is a wooden pole and the daughter of Mr. Kraps. She's a perpetual teenage girl, but she's unable to do teenage girl things like shopping or smoking weed with the jocks due to the limitations of being a stationary beam. She doesn't let that get her down, though, and she seems to be comfortable with her current job keeping the Krusty Krap slightly-less structurally deficient than it usually is.