He invented the iBob. He worked at Fvhhydsscvhitrs Corporation and is a big fan of Miley Cyrus, which is illegal, so he was fired. He forever has to live with the terrible abbreviation TMOIB, which happens to be the abbreviation of The Military Otter Invincibility Boomers.
Personality[]
He is an egotistical ass and a crybaby who throws a pretty boy fit when things don't go his way. He invented the iBob to gain fame and fortune, but it was a commercial failure, leading him to kick his spokespeople in the nuts for not marketing his invention well enough.
He likes to wear flamboyant clothing when at home, and likes it when women fart on his face. He is a big fan of Miley Cyrus, and likes to write fanfiction where she sits on his face with kitty panties and blows great green winds into his nostrils.
Other achievements[]
He also created Christmas. Which got him fired. Again.