It is a terrible show made by Bingo that lasted one season. It was about otters in the military.


  • Dirk- The main otter. He dies once an episode.
  • Hugo- A fat otter who delights in eating babies.
  • Michelle- The female otter. Tortured every episode, due to Bingo being a sexist.
  • Rick- A nerd. He usually does most of the work while everyone else lies around.
  • Warblearb- The devil.
  • Godzilla- The drill sergeant who terrorizes the otters.
  • Twiggy- An otter made out of tree bark. STAY AWAY FROM TWIGGY.
  • Will Smith- Nobody knows why he was on this show.